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October 5, 2003: 27(c): Blanket Apology

Looking back, the fifth screwdriver was probably the straw that broke the camel's back. Regardless: if I accidently made out with you, or your boyfriend, or groped you, or your boyfriend in the bathroom of Double Happiness, or accidently licked you, or your boyfriend, or shoved my sweet sweet ass into your face, in some sort of unwarranted attack, I offer my sincere apologies. I especially regret the asses I slapped, and although it would be acceptible to blame it on the liquor, I refuse to hide behind that excuse. I love you all- but now I must vomit.

10/6 Update: birthday pictures are now available!

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Good job buddy!

Posted by Schiano on October 5, 2003 2:37 AM

I thought you groped my ass because you love me. But now I see that it's all a lie.

Posted by nickelass on October 5, 2003 1:45 PM

My boyfriend demands to be taken out properly before you make out with him.

Posted by Jen on October 5, 2003 4:58 PM

The blanket apology is a stroke of genius. Can I license it from you? I'm sure I'll put it to good use eventually.

Posted by Coolfer on October 6, 2003 12:43 AM

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