November 4, 2003: Under the influence
Just my luck! I've only ever been under the influence of an illegal drug twice, once when I ate a couple of marijuana laced brownies at a New Year's Party on January 1, 1997, and once when I had half a toke on a joint when I turned 21. How is it possible that the first incident was captured on video, and this video has now surfaced on the Internet? I mean, there's no way I'm getting elected president now.

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Jake, what weight category were you in at the time? Dag.
Er, you chewed but never swallowed, right?
no- if there is one thing that jake dobkin does, it's swallow.
After this display, I worship Jake Dobkin, so we're even
haha. silly you. for a second i thought you were chris martin from coldplay.
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