April 8, 2004: Presently Away
I'm in Los Angeles for the weekend, preparing for the wedding. This apparently involves going for fake tans, taking some pictures on the beach, sampling wedding food (I asked for a milk-less wedding cake), meeting rabbis and cantors, seeing the final invites, and lots of other crazy stuff. Wish me luck! I've brought my camera, but I may not be able to post until I get home on Sunday night. Until then, enjoy the Bluejake archives.
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please show us how your fake tan looks like
you'll have to wait until they apply the second coat. basically the system is like a gas chamber- you step in, and get blasted for like 15 seconds on each side by these tan sprayers. then you wipe off the excess, and put your clothes back on, and you have to wait 4 hours before you can shower, so it feels sort of sticky.
We know you're getting married, but a fake tan for a guy is so gay our day meters have just exploded. Perhaps you want to think twice about marrying a woman?
Sounds like Vox Populi is yearning to come out of the closet...
It's illegal to be in California without getting a tan, anyway.
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