January 30, 2005: Idiotarod 1
I was impressed by the creativity and competitive spirit on display at the Idiotarod today. I came expecting some hipsters with shopping carts- but some of the teams really went above and beyond to create whole concept vehicles. I particularly enjoyed the ladies with the Octopus rig, the C.O.B.R.A. team with sweeping black capes, and the young gentleman pictured above with the cotton candy colored afro. Awesome.
those shorts...disturbingly short.
EVIL TEAM RULES.
don't make me throw more meat at you.
COBRA had red capes, thank you very much. We rocked you like a hurricane.
Of course you were impressed by COBRA, and why? because COBRA is the greatest and most diabolical of all teams, and why? because we are totally committed to world conquest, and why? because this military-industrial world order which maintains so much suburban halcyon a-historical domestic life while destroying the lives and more importantly the eco-systems and very future carrying capacity of the nine-tenths of the globe has got to go, and why? because we have decided not to die, therefore we must destroy GI Joe, a real American hero and towards that end, we did rock and will continue to rock the Idiotarod and any other arena.
...bringing the EVIL since 2004.
Our team, The Pirates' of the High Cs (in honor of the now-defunct C train) won best of show.